Heads Up!

This was us, all civilized before the crazy game

This game is fun! Especially with a bunch of friends. Crazy friends to be exact. Here are some snippets:

Category: Act It Out

pest control

Me: someone who chases your rat? Errr.err… kill those termites!

Talal: Ohh! Ohh! Maids!

Category: Songs

Dark Horse by Katy Perry

Ram: Kuda Hitam

Fariza: …..?

– Times Up! –

Ram: Oh, bukan kuda hitam. kuda gelap.

We were laughing so hard I forgot half of the jokes.

From that we went on to lame jokes. Or lame pickup lines. Same thing, potaytoes-potahtoes.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.  (cute)

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. (if anyone dares to say this to me, I will pull a random guy nearby and say ‘he’s body is 65% water too. Go nuts.’)

Do you have raisins? How about a date?
^
This was our favorite and we came up with a whole bunch of lame jokes from this pickup line.

You and I should have a date. Right here, right now (take out a Yusoof Taiyoob date and get ready to be punched/ slapped depending on who you made this joke on)

My date was so sweet. Like so so sweet (and when your kepoh friends went ‘Oh My God! Who was it?! *screams* you take out a date. Preferably coated with chocolate to emphasis the point made earlier)

Okay, okay I’m done.

Glossary:

kepoh – nosy

Yusuf Taiyoob – a brand of dates popular for the whispering ads they made (Youtube it)

Love,
Nadia Ismadi

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