This game is fun! Especially with a bunch of friends. Crazy friends to be exact. Here are some snippets:
Category: Act It Out
pest control
Me: someone who chases your rat? Errr.err… kill those termites!
Talal: Ohh! Ohh! Maids!
Category: Songs
Dark Horse by Katy Perry
Ram: Kuda Hitam
Fariza: …..?
– Times Up! –
Ram: Oh, bukan kuda hitam. kuda gelap.
We were laughing so hard I forgot half of the jokes.
From that we went on to lame jokes. Or lame pickup lines. Same thing, potaytoes-potahtoes.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. (cute)
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty. (if anyone dares to say this to me, I will pull a random guy nearby and say ‘he’s body is 65% water too. Go nuts.’)
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
^
This was our favorite and we came up with a whole bunch of lame jokes from this pickup line.
You and I should have a date. Right here, right now (take out a Yusoof Taiyoob date and get ready to be punched/ slapped depending on who you made this joke on)
My date was so sweet. Like so so sweet (and when your kepoh friends went ‘Oh My God! Who was it?! *screams* you take out a date. Preferably coated with chocolate to emphasis the point made earlier)
Okay, okay I’m done.
Glossary:
kepoh – nosy
Yusuf Taiyoob – a brand of dates popular for the whispering ads they made (Youtube it)
Love,
Nadia Ismadi
